To get them out of a Xi-t hole,
So they make a lot of Xi-ndig,
Knowing their armour has a WHO-le,
They think that by some Xi-bang big

Of show of generosity,
After they’ve kicked us in the Xi-n,
They Xi-p to meet the paucity
Of drugs and profit from their sin.

All this to make China look Xi-c,
To dodge CV’s attribution
To them that’s made the whole world sick,
For which CVere retribution

Demands that its power must Xi-rink
And take off China’s Xi-ne we should,
Through Xi-bboleths it must not think
It can Xi-ft blame try as it would.